by Trevor L. Sensor
1. Joaquin Phoenix’s mustache first attracted me to this film.
2. The year 2025 seems like a very lonely, interestingly fashionable time.
3. People are so lazy in 2025 that they hire writers to compose love letters forthem.
4. Joaquin Phoenix has a picture of a naked, pregnant woman on his phone.
5. Who gets off by being strangled with a dead cat?
6. Joaquin Phoenix needs to stop going after terrible women.
7. Life lesson from this movie: don’t fall in love. Ever.
8. This film reminded me how lonely I am.
9. Realized that Spike Jonze and I have a similar vision of a day where it becomes fashionable to sport a mustache once more.
10. Samantha and all the other Operating Systems reminded me of a friendly version of Skynet.
11. Phone sex is apparently a big deal in 2025.
12. Realized that the OS companions, such as Phoenix’s Samantha, are a giant metaphor for one-sided relationships.
13. The sex surrogate scene is awkward and terribly sad.
14. Why doesn’t Hollywood come up with more original ideas like this? (Because Hollywood sucks and doesn’t give a damn about what makes a good story anymore.)
15. To go along with point #14, we need more directors and writers like Spike Jonze.
16. I wanted to give Joaquin Phoenix a big hug after watching this film.
17. Her made me reflect on my own past relationships.
18. An indie love story hasn’t made me “feel the feels” like this since Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
19. I’d rather not live in a world where technology would have this much hold over our lives. Phoenix falls in love with an Operating System to fill a void in his life. People use social media to fill a void in their lives. Both yield negative results.
20. This film made me cry.
21. Her was probably the best film to come out in 2013.
22. Justice was actually served when Jonze won Best Original Screenplay at the 86th Academy Awards. (Similar emotions were experienced when Bon Iver won two Grammys in 2012.)
23. To the skeptics that haven’t seen this film but heard about it: I promise you it’s not just about a guy falling in love with his computer.
24. “2 Atoms In a Molecule” by Noah and the Whale fits the major theme of this film perfectly.
25. To wrap up: Her is strangely timeless. It tackles universal themes such as loneliness and existential wonderment on what the point of everything is. I recommend it to anybody and everybody.